Frankenstein’s Walk
He always walks with arms straight out,
his legs as stiff as can be.
Some say that makes him scary,
but it doesn’t frighten me.
My baby brother walks that way
when he’s not being hyper.
His straight-leg waddle simply means
he’s loaded up his diaper.
— Bill Dodds
Copyright © 2006. All Rights Reserved. From Dinner with Dracula: A Spine-Tingling Collection of Frighteningly Funny Poems. Meadowbrook Press. Reprinted by permission of the author.
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