Haunted House

“Hello, this is the haunted house.
Are you the lost and found?
It seems we cannot find our ghost.
He’s just nowhere around.

We did misplace him once beore.
Just where we can’t recall.
But speaking in our own defense,
he can’t be seen at all.

We don’t know what he looks like so
we can’t provide a clue
as to either his appearance,
his dimension or his hue.

We just called missing persons, but
they claim they can’t assist.
For they won’t look for persons
if the persons don’t exist.

It’s really quite a problem, sir,
and cannot be ignored.
So if you were to find our ghost,
we’d pay a big reward.

Well, call us if you find him please.
He wouldn’t hurt a mouse.
And frankly, sir, without our ghost
we’re really just a house.”