Little Molly Peters
stuck her finger up her nose.
She pulled it out, examined it,
and wiped it on her clothes.
Now Molly is a lovely girl,
that’s really not the issue.
But she will have no friends until
she learns to use a tissue.
— Bill Dodds
Copyright © 1994. All Rights Reserved. From A Bad Case of the Giggles: Poems that will Make You Laugh out Loud. Running Press. Reprinted by permission of the author.
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From A Bad Case of the Giggles: Poems that will Make You Laugh out Loud
The Giggles Are Gonna Get You!
Bolt the doors and get out of earshot when kids discover A Bad Case of the Giggles. One of the funniest collections of children’s poetry, this book includes creations from some of the most entertaining children’s poets, including Kenn Nesbitt, Bruce Lansky, Eric Ode, Bill Dodds, Joyce Armor, Linda Knaus, Eileen Spinelli, Robert Scotellaro, Rebecca Kai Dotlich and more.