My Dog Plays Invisible Frisbee
My dog plays invisible Frisbee.
He catches invisible balls.
He rides an invisible skateboard.
He hurdles invisible walls.
My dog has perfected the practice
of doing invisible tricks.
He jumps with invisible jumpropes
and fetches invisible sticks.
He barks at invisible mailmen.
He growls at invisible cats.
He’ll bring me invisible slippers
and even invisible hats.
He chases invisible squirrels
whenever we go for a jog.
He’s clearly the greatest dog ever.
I love my invisible dog.
— Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2010. All Rights Reserved. From The Tighty-Whitey Spider: and More Wacky Animal Poems I Totally Made Up. Sourcebooks Jabberwocky. Reprinted by permission of the author.
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From The Tighty-Whitey Spider: and More Wacky Animal Poems I Totally Made Up
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