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Nobody Knows Where Our Bus Driver Goes

by Jeff Mondak
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Nobody Knows Where Our Bus Driver Goes by Jeff Mondak

Nobody knows
Where our bus driver goes
While all of us kids are at school.
Does he study the map,
Does he take a nice nap,
Or lazily lounge by the pool?

Nobody knows
Where our bus driver goes
Nor what he may do with his time.
Does he work for the mayor,
Is he off cutting hair,
Or secretly out fighting crime?

Nobody knows
Where our bus driver goes.
He’s prob’ly a spaceman from Mars.
But he might be a spy,
Or a rock-n-roll guy
Who’s flailing on ‘lectric guitars.

Nobody knows
Where our bus driver goes.
He leaves us each morning at eight.
All that we see
Is our bus back at three,
And, boy, we’re sure glad he’s not late!

  — Jeff Mondak

Copyright © 2016. All Rights Reserved. From The Toy Box Ate My Brother. JPFK. Reprinted by permission of the author.

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From The Toy Box Ate My Brother

Works by children’s poet and songwriter Jeff Mondak have been read and heard by millions of children of all ages. Jeff’s poems have appeared in books and magazines in the United States, Australia, Canada, England, Germany, India, Ireland and Sweden. Many of Jeff’s poems also have been made into songs, including all tracks on Sergio Wals’ children’s music CD Michael Closed the Bathroom Door, all tracks on Mick Brady’s children’s music CD Triple the Pickle, and ten songs on rock band NxT’s CD Sounds Familiar. Now, in The Toy Box Ate My Brother, Jeff presents his first-ever solo poetry collection, featuring over 40 of his favorite funny poems. Each poem is accompanied by a delightful illustration by artist Mew Tachibana.

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About the Author

Jeff Mondak is a children’s poet and songwriter living in Champaign, Illinois with his wife, his two sons, and his dog. Since 1997, he has written over 200 poems, including the book The Toy Box Ate My Brother, and the lyrics for Mick Brady’s CD Triple the Pickle and Sergio Wals’ CD Michael Closed the Bathoom Door. When not writing poetry, he is the James M. Benson Professor in the Department of Political Science at the University of Illinois.

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