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Betty Rosetti

by Brian Rock
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Betty Rosetti by Brian Rock

Betty Rosetti has hair like spaghetti,
Spaghetti on top of her head.
Betty Rosetti has hair like spaghetti,
It’s curly and swirly and red.

Betty Rosetti has hair like spaghetti,
She never eats out anywhere.
Betty Rosetti has hair like spaghetti,
She’s scared that they’ll eat up her hair!

  — Brian Rock

From Don't Play with Your. Illustration by John Moerner. Reprinted by permission of the author.

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About the Author

Brian Rock is a children’s author and former teacher. He has enjoyed writing stories since he was old enough to hold a no. 2 pencil. Although he was once put out of class for writing too many stories, he went on to receive a master’s degree in Creative Writing and Children’s Literature from Hollins University. Along the way, Brian has performed as a stand-up comic, worked as a “McCountant,” and written award-winning country songs. He lives in Virginia with his wife, his daughter, and his many imaginary friends.

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