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Big Mary

by Bill Dodds
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Mary had a little lamb,
a little toast,
a little jam,
a little pizza,
and some cake,
some French fries
and a chocolate shake,
a little burger on a bun.
And that’s why Mary
weighs a ton.

  — Bill Dodds

Copyright © 1994. All Rights Reserved. From A Bad Case of the Giggles: Poems that will Make You Laugh out Loud. Running Press. Reprinted by permission of the author.

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From A Bad Case of the Giggles: Poems that will Make You Laugh out Loud

The Giggles Are Gonna Get You!

Bolt the doors and get out of earshot when kids discover A Bad Case of the Giggles. One of the funniest collections of children’s poetry, this book includes creations from some of the most entertaining children’s poets, including Kenn Nesbitt, Bruce Lansky, Eric Ode, Bill Dodds, Joyce Armor, Linda Knaus, Eileen Spinelli, Robert Scotellaro, Rebecca Kai Dotlich and more.

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About the Author

Bill has had some three dozen books published. He’s not exactly sure how many. Yes, he could go back and count them but — and here’s a fun fact — he doesn’t want to. And besides, for some books he was a co-author. Do two co-authored books equal the same as one one-authored book? And what about anthologies? He didn’t write all the poems in them but each has included more than a couple of his. (For example, one that begins “Little Molly Peters stuck her finger up her nose.” Eat your heart out, Dante.)

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