My Feet They Haul Me ‘Round the House
My Feet they haul me ’round the House;
They hoist me up the Stairs;
I only have to steer them and
They ride me everywheres.
— Gelett Burgess
From The Purple Cow. Reprinted by permission of the author.
From The Purple Cow
A collection of humorous poems, nonsense verse and illustrations by Gelett Burgess, including his most well-known poem of all, “The Purple Cow.”