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Ned Nott and Sam Shott

by Anonymous
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Ned Nott was shot
And Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott —
but Nott.

  — Anonymous

From A Bad Case of the Giggles: Poems that will Make You Laugh out Loud. Running Press.

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