The Karate Pig
At Porker Elementary,
there was a bullied pig.
The other pigs yelled, “Bacon Bits”
’cuz, well, she wasn’t big.
At home, she Googled “self-defense,”
signed up for martial arts.
She learned to punch and kick until
her skills were off the charts.
Now when pigs start taunting her,
she takes a half-moon stance.
She spins her arms and twirls her legs.
She halts them with one glance.
When pigmates think of bullying,
her moves cause them to stop.
They’ve all quit shouting, “Bacon Bits”—
they now call her, “Pork Chop.”
— B.J. Lee
Copyright © 2016. All Rights Reserved. From The Best of Today's Little Ditty: 2016. CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform. Reprinted by permission of the author.
About this Poem
I, along with my three brothers, have always been enamored of pigs, don’t ask me why! I write many poems with pigs as main characters. This particular poem is about bullying, and standing up to bullies, but I tried to get the point across with humor.
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