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Family Poems

Funny poems about parents and siblings

  • Grandpa’s Hair

    by Paul Orshoski
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  • Apologies to My Most Noble and Excellent Friend

    by Dennis Lee
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  • Pumberly Pott’s Unpredictable Niece

    by Jack Prelutsky
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  • Grown-Ups Are Better (I)

    by Chris Harris
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  • Toenails

    by Becci Murray
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  • The Horsemen Are Headless this Evening

    by Kenn Nesbitt
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  • Frankenstein’s Walk

    by Bill Dodds
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  • My Gramps and I Are Werewolves!

    by Kathy Kenney-Marshall
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  • Our Grandma Kissed a Pumpkin

    by Darren Sardelli
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  • Dear Mother

    by Paul Orshoski
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  • The Creature

    by Bill Dodds
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  • Live Each Day Like it’s Your Last

    by Chris Harris
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  • Fast Food

    by Timothy Tocher
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  • Tinkle, Tinkle, Little Cat

    by Kathy Kenney-Marshall
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  • Screaming Stevie

    by Donna Murphy
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  • What a Week!

    by Lynn Vieira
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  • My Mom’s Favorite Book

    by Darren Sardelli
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  • Out of Control

    by Bruce Lansky
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  • When Rover Passed Over

    by Colin West
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  • Creepy Pizza

    by Neal Levin
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  • The Biggest Burp Ever

    by Kenn Nesbitt
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  • The Tale of the Terrible Toothpaste

    by Dennis Lee
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  • Don’t Wear Your Knickers on Your Head

    by Becci Murray
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  • Quiet Fun

    by Harry Graham
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  • Amelia Mixed the Mustard

    by A.E. Housman
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  • My Dog Has Got No Manners

    by Bruce Lansky
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  • Daddy’s Making Dinner

    by Jeff Mondak
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  • The Orang-utan

    by Colin West
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  • I Babysat (Once)

    by Brian P. Cleary
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  • Benji Poffenroth

    by Chris Cook
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  • My Brother’s Not Evolved Yet

    by Joshua Seigal
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  • My Sister Laura

    by Spike Milligan
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